A line-up of familiar characters who need to apologize trooped into fictional talk show “Oops You Did It Again,” hosted by( ) on “ ’s” cold open. Cue ’s Sen. hoisting a pina colada, sporting vacation corn rows and pulling a suitcase.
Asked if he had a tan (from hisWednesday), “Cruz” responded: “I just cried myself red over my fellow Texans.” He admitted he was in a “bit of hot water” — which is something “no one in Texas has.”
But Bryant’s Cruz denied that he’s a coward. “Would a coward have the cojones to blame his actions on his young daughters?” he asked.
“Would you like to apologize?” asked Spears.
“Absolutely,” he responded. “I deeply regret my actions over the last couple days — mostly flying United.”
turned up as New York Gov. to face the music on reporting discrepancies in COVID nursing home deaths.“I said I was sorry,” noted the grumpy governor.
Still, “Cuomo” pointed out to “Cruz’: “I am a man; you are a clown.”
played caustic , who was bounced from her role on “The Mandalorian” after her compared politics in America now to Nazi Germany.
“Carano” said she wasn’t there to apologize. But she admitted: “I never would have made that Nazi comparison if I’d known everybody was going to be so Nazi about it.”
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